Scientists: Earth Endangered By New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.

“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information. And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive. As facts have multiplied, their defenses against those facts have only grown more powerful.” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said.

While scientists have no clear understanding of the mechanisms that prevent the fact-resistant humans from absorbing data, they theorize that the strain may have developed the ability to intercept and discard information enroute from the auditory nerve to the brain.

“The normal functions of human consciousness have been completely nullified,” Logsdon said.

While reaffirming the gloomy assessments of the study, Logsdon held out hope that the threat of fact-resistant humans could be mitigated in the future.

“Our research is very preliminary, but it’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” he said.


  1. Science ...the new God for the modern man. Unfortunately still as flawed, as deceiving as the old Gods and study outcomes are subject to whom is paying them


    1. You sound like one of those this article is bout @Unknown..The new god for modern man? lmao

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    3. Science flawed? Only an idiot can say so. Only somebody who doesn't understand (or know) how science works. In fact, YOU are using science EVERY DAY for your tasks.
      Don't believe me?
      Do you have any proof that when you turn on your lamps, electricity will flow?
      Yes, you have. Because people STUDIED that phenomenon and now know how it works. Before that, humans didn't know. And only 2 centuries have passed since electricity was "invented".
      Do you have any proof that the bottom of an iron burns? You do, because you either touched it (stupid) or you felt that from few cm distance it emits heat. So you (YOURSELF, REALLY!) STUDIED that phenomenon, and after that you VERIFIED it.
      Do you have any proof that staying in front of a car running will destroy your body? Yeah, you have seen crashes and you know what happens. You STUDIED that phenomenon, and KNOW what happens.
      Science is STUDY and VERIFICATION, all the rest is BULLSHIT UNVERIFIED AND TRUSTED BY FUCKING IDIOTS that prefer to believe to unverified shit, centuries or millennias old, including, but not limited to: religions, gods, superstitions, ghosts, horoscopes, etc. and all the fucktarded New Age crap like karma, reincarnation, etc.

  2. Something gets peer reviewed by 50 Bilderberg cronies and you're told the science is settled. The ruling class taught you nothing about monetary science for a very important reason.


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